February 2010
http://twitpic.com/10tg96 - I. Hate. Packing. What to bring, what to bring
Yea, but dont update em anymore! RT: Really?! But I thought you had a myspace, youtube, fbook, tumblr, and stickam?! (via @loyalseidisixx)
You see now, ppl are misreading this & think I have a problem w/ the Spanish! RT: see victoria .. Spanish people aren’t soo bad. (@SUAREASY)
A lot of people ask me what social networks are really me. I only really use this so don’t bother with others. Most are fakes! :)
Cafe Habana = heaven.
Since you all had so much fun with that ast one, let’s make #E a TT.
My bad. Technology hates ME today… See what I mean?
Technology hates e today.
January 2010
naw, i’m just drunk tweeting and i have cabin fever. RT @TomKaulitzLuv: haha i think @GabrielSaporta is a bit of a tweet whore xP
Free. RT @rizcamiliaa: @GabrielSaporta What do you want to be in the future?
i’ll miss you! ;) RT @HannahRisk: see, now i’m just gonna have to unfollow @GabrielSaporta. too many tweets in a row!
http://twitpic.com/10opga - so THAT’s why it’s called a “Snuggie!” Because it’s real snug! …… around my penis — that’s it. no more twee
i wonder that everyday. RT @chelseana: @GabrielSaporta I’m kind of convinced that you aren’t real. Either that or you are a robot. srsly.
you can’t go around wearing your heart on your sleeve, because motherfuckers got knives.
it’s insane. because in a lot of ways it’s dead-on.. although i think i am spontaneous…. but maybe in a caculated way.
but yeah, the face i show, isn’t always my true face. does that make me a liar? isn’t that what everyone does?
anyway, who is my best celeb astrological match?? i think it’s Rashida Jones. y/y?
who the fuck wrote this!!? http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Gabe-Saporta/Attitude.asp stop blowin up my spot!!! ;)
I aint never scared
Oh my god! I totally wish I lived w the stars of Jersey Shore! They’re like so cool & just have so much fun! Let’s get a tan like em! SIKE!!
My scarf smells like mac n cheese. Maybe I’m just starving.
i’m not a celeb. and also: fuck hollywood. RT @flaviowho: @GabrielSaporta arent you holywood’s coolest celeb?
don’t know why the link didn’t work :/ Jarvis Cocker on the Ali G show! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5H_KkWAKM0 jump to 3:30
help the aged, son: http://bit.ly/3BDfSWRT @kidquizine: My grammies party is going to be so sick. She turns 100!
i wish i’d hung out w/Ryland today RT: @infinityonRy: Dick Flute. No, srsly, its a flute shaped like a dick. http://tweetphoto.com/10036136
a dipshit, a douchebag AND a yacht!? complete! RT @nicolebuckley: @gabrielsaporta your new & improved default pic. http://twitpic.com/10ml9p
oh shit! thanks for reminding me! g2g! (yes i’m home in pjs on sat nite)RT @brittlovesmusic: i know u love Mad Men.John Hamm is hosting SNL!
cobra starship tho, will break up for a handjob and some crack RT @AlexAllTimeLow: ATL will break up for no man.Or woman.Or dragon-man-slut
http://twitpic.com/10mdfd - I ran into this asshole and he tried to wrestle me and I think he bit my ear.
I’m about to watch The Jersey Shore for the first time. Wish me luck.
Ps) if u play SMBW make sure u get ALL star coins. I completed every world but didn’t have stars to play the secret world (*geek alert*)
I can’t stop playing Super Mario Bros. Wii. Anna & I just played for 3 hrs & I forgot to save. All progress deleted. I’m gonna cry.
http://twitpic.com/10k6xt - Just got my wuggie from Brian Bell and Anna Nordeen for my bday! Amazing!
So cold outside that I’m ACTUALLY wearing pants! So weird parting ways with my dresses/skirts for a brief date with my one pair of pants!
Shopping spree
i just realized that “douchebag” contains my name spelled backwards! Hence my new pic! this douche is gonna make’imself a drank! night!
yo @petewentz, sorry i told MTV News that the stewardesses thought we were gay http://bit.ly/dtODbD
holy shit! the game is AWESOME! just played for the first time! http://bit.ly/dpGurY and yes, i ran out of time & the thief slipped away :(
did you like read my mind or sumtinnn? RT @petewentz: oops- have fun playing: http://friendsorenemies.com/page/where-in-the-world-is-cobra
Awww thanks for dogsitting! http://twitpic.com/10cwte RT: I think he needs another hair cut, must be something i fed him (via @JenaeDane)
Fuck fedex trucks, cold weather, lack of taxis in Jersey, long lines at the bank & late starting band practice. Punisher of a day is right!
Crazy day. Bumper got taken off the car by a fedex guy, thank god he left a note and now a 3 hour line at the bank! Shittake mushrooms.
Join in on the fun! Seduce me into the jacuzzi! http://friendsorenemies.com/page/where-in-the-world-is-cobra
Whoo hoo! My girl @samantharonson and I made it in this twitter world! Haha http://www.spin.com/articles/terrific-twitter-trio-week-20
Check out the thank you vid from Invisbile Children for the $MILI$ http://www.friendsorenemies.com/profiles/blogs/a-very-sincere-thank-you
wanna play? http://friendsorenemies.com/page/where-in-the-world-is-cobra
RT @GabrielSaporta: Check out the thank you vid from Invisbile Children for the $MILI$ http://www.friendsorenemies.com/profiles/blogs/a- …
I was wearing gloves.
Wait! That was an accidenta twizzy.
from my boy @losboo who is in haiti now: if u donate to haiti, donate to Hopitale Communauté (http://bit.ly/50AC3q)