January 2011
Happy nu years eve. This liquor store is bumpin right now.
Happy Jew year!
Genius = dumb idea, but really funny. #donttrythisathome http://bit.ly/bPpONM #cobrastarship
December 2010
Now it’s a fucking party. Manantiales firebomb http://twitpic.com/3lg93w
#ff #followfriday I never do these but seriously: @PaulyPeligroso oh and for #filmfriday: Punch-Drunk Love - best love story around.
Need more submissions! RT @ShelbyRedfern When me & @MandaCantDraw are at school we always check! http://lookatthisfluffyhamster.com/ #BADASS
not worth it.. RT @spncr: if #blackcards becomes a TT ill post a video of me eating a spoonful of mustard
Epic jumps whilst playing Xbox Kinect… http://twitpic.com/3l5u9q
The Wizard for obvious reasons RT @KelsyJo: @NovarroNate if you could be in any remake of a movie what would you pick and who would you play
Sometimes i wish i could already know what is supposed to be.
I find that I only think now in 140 characters. Takes some of the work load off my brain.
JUST GOT. CALLED!!!!!!!b!!!!b!ghhgkdjhbfhdjhgjdhdhdhdjhyeiwkcf
RT @NotGaryBusey: Being #CountryStrong means you’re a woman that can take a punch.
Special thanks to @ImPammered and @FierMe for saving me today.
The shore can’t even handle me right now
This just happened! Ha! “Damn Autocorrect” http://twitpic.com/3krx4m
Rippin it with @TimWilliam and @marcdejesus.
Most “facts” online are fiction… @ValerieLawlz @GenUndead : RT: EXPLAIN! Wiki says there’s a new member in the band. WTF.
RT! Any1 else get this cab remix? Its pretty fun/different NGL RT @GCValerie: on itunes. on the Fueled By Ramen 2010 Rarities album
God wants me to stop playing poker.
Suspect: dental records match the bite marks on the box. Paw prints match the prints found at the crime scene. http://plixi.com/p/64296192
Para llegar a los cosmos, solamente necesitamos mirarnos por dentro . Que tengan buenos sueños
Tron Legacy IMAX 3D was so awesome!
Ha! Ran into @officialdubtrio on my flight home. Did anyone just see them play w/ @matisyahu in Boca Raton?
Index fingers: Clearing the way for a cleaner nasal passage.
A boy can akwqys dream.. RT @OhGenny @gabrielsaporta tonight i started to think of you as a father, you’d be awesome :)
Why is it that the people who snore always fall asleep first? …
Bros that wear energy drink t shirts to go out #afewofmyfavoritethings
i love getting replies from people who know what the hell I’m talking about.
So glad the Internet didn’t exist when I was younger bc I totally could’ve ended up as one of those people who writes to tell me I suck.
Early Morning Fart Facts (EMFF): people can fart shortly after death. Even after we’re gone, we’re still cracking jokes. #nevergetsold
Rival schools united by fate
Hola! RT @gdrocks @NovarroNate hi bitch
Virgin Atlantic are playing Mark Ronson before take off. They just earned points in my book!
.@infinityonry yr twitter name=dumb. Maybe if u changed it to something sweet like RyRyhasrapeEyEz you’d have more frendz
The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword.
It’s not what you tweet; it’s what you don’t tweet …
Thanks @itsbrittany07 and @fierme .Luck be a laaaady toooonight http://bit.ly/dFuET0 #cobrastarship
It’s kinda like hannukah but u only get one day of presents RT @amberrftw @GabrielSaporta Everyones talking about a Christmas. What’s that?!
Speedo? How about speedon’t!
good night brothers and sisters. i’m gonna try to sleep a couple of hours.
can’t.quit.tweet.deeeeccck.
sometimes you have to say something out loud to realize how ridiculous it sounds
RT @SarahKSilverman: Shitloads of women were raped by Genghis Khan. That’s how they measured it back then. In shit loads.
true story RT @EdIsAGenius: Ask @GabrielSaporta. RT @jesus: What would I do?
RT @CandidCate: dear gabe, just when i thought my metaphorical twitter vag was tight again you comeback and twitter rape the shit out of it.
#babyfever RT @MamselleG: http://plixi.com/p/47155012 @GabrielSaporta In Belgium, we’ve got mini fangsters! haha
Unless “Tampons” means something else in french, I have no idea why this is in the mens restroom. http://bit.ly/eYct1l #cobrastarship
RT @Relationship1O1: #whyrelationshipsdontlast because of constant phone/e-mail/twitter/fb and bbm check-ups instead of trusting
He left a bad taste in my brain…